Monday, August 12, 2013

00657 Daydreamstone

On a clear day, at low tide, if you are very quiet and move very slowly, you can sometimes see the pebbles staring wistfully off into the distance.

What are they thinking about? No one really knows.

I asked them once, but they were very tight lipped about it.


00656 Perudo dice jars

In Peru, where I have just assumed Perudo comes from, they make dice cups by taking miniature jam jars and sheathing them in mountain bike inner tubes, so that the dice can be shaken and viewed from the top, while excluding the opponents view from the side.

Perudo jamjars

Perudo jamjars

As you can imagine, this has revolutionised the game. Or, rather it will, just as soon as I've sent them all a message about it all.

Saturday, August 10, 2013

00655 Biscuit Alien

The most profound moment in human history

They came from far beyond the stars to bring us a message of peace and to finally answer the question - are we alone?

Biscuit Alien

Then we ate their heads - mmmmmmmmm, nice.

Sunday, August 04, 2013

00654 Tablecloth vandalism

Tablecloth vandalism

I think I'll be looking to do this whenever I go to a restaurant and get drunk, although it may not be a conscious choice.

It certainly didn't have the discounting effect on the bill that we were hoping for.