00483 Day 20, the Hunter

Did I ever tell you about the tribe of warriors I had the fortune to encounter on one of my many expeditionsin the '50's?

Well, we had been carving a path through the jungles of the Castagnaccio desert - which turned out to be rather simpler than we thought, what with there being no water and consequently no vegetation and therefore no carving - when we found ourselves face to face with an enormous animal. Huge thing, male, frightful temper. Mating season, guarding his territory.

Reckoned we were all gonners (dicky leg from the Crimea put paid to my running days) - when up jumps this native fella, spears the blighter right through the heart!

Bloody close thing, that.

Never did learn his name. All we know is that he had a value of .22 Ohms.

00457 Family

If you want to see the future, really see the future, then you need to look up a dogs bum.

This only works if you grow up to be a vet.

Riiiiiiiiiide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I follow a pretty simple philosophy - there's just me and the board and the road, and we're, like, together. If you can imagine a stream of being where everything (like, the physical and the spiritual) are combined in harmony, it's kinda like that. And if you can just dip your hand in that stream you become part of it and it becomes part of you. But mainly, it's about the ride. Just the ride."

"Oh, did I not mention that I'm made up? That's the other part of the philosophy."

00427 Exit?

Could it be any worse?

I hope so, then there'll be more and better.

00383 Taken!

OMFG!

I was just mailing Pedro about using one of his images of UFOs to make a picture with little people depicting an alien abduction, but just as I was coming home the other day, I saw it happen! FOR REAL!!!!!

Wow!

They'll probably cut off his goolies and everything.

00380 Showroom

"fresh in from Portugal"

"wow, looks like a Pedro Moura Pinheiro"

"you have a good eye"

00371 Break fail

You said 15 yards

No, I said 50

oh

00370 Vitruvian

ish:

00369 Health and safety

So I said, "I'm going to the shops. Be about an hour. You OK up there?"

"Sure" he said.

Divot, can't climb ladders for toffee:

00363 Cavr

we followed this old guy to the place where he said there was this stuff

but nothing prepared us for what we found when we got there ...

... IT WAS THIS STUFF!

I couldn't believe it, but then again, I too didn't believe that dogs could look up.

00362 Title letters

Pleased with my new letters, thinking about making a font:

Nice

00361 Nearing the end

Although there is still a few more to go, the project is coming to a close.

Probably.

Or maybe not.

Either way, this is the beginning of the start of what might be something like a possibility of a working title.

Maybe.

Or maybe not.

00360 Movie night

The next big thing came out, so we went to the cinema and it was like £1,000 to get in and there was like this big queue.

Anyway, we got in (in the end) and the film was like this horror flick about a monster who chased this guy and then ate him.

It was probably really good, but me and my friend didn't get to see much because of this guy with really big hair who sat in front of us.





They should make it illegal, I mean there's probably animals living in there.

00359 Golf

So we like went to see this like big golf tournament with all these like famous guys who were really, like, good at golf and stuff.

Turns out they were crap:





Check it out

Crap

Won't be doing that again.

00357 Stickup

There's young people roaming the streets when they should be in bed. Lord know what they're getting up to.

What I do now is that joule theft is on the up.

I blame the parents. And their boxes of scavenged components.

00356 Chip?

Mmmmmmm?

No, thanks. Just had a byte.

00354 Extreme prejudice

He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct.

00350 Nightmares

He wants to eat your parts:

... and then I woke up.

00348 Puke

I shed to the guy,"lishn, 'm a vry srs mn"

Akshuly, c'nyou 'scuze me fr min ...

YAK!

00347 Charmed

It's all a sham, you know. They dial the voltage right down, so there's no real danger of getting a shock even if it does strike.