We mused about a number of approaches to this problem and I suggested a device that could play back a message conveying the following sentiment:
"I haven't got time"
It's been about two months since we first talked about this and now it's finished.
More for Richard than for the post, here are the instructions:
WARNING: While the unit is intended for use in an office environment, it is technically not safe for work and may offend. Play at reduced volume levels to reduce litigation.
There are two buttons on the top of the unit. The smaller one will turn it on, illuminating the LED on the front panel.
Once the unit is turned on, press the larger button to begin the playback.
Volume can be adjusted using the large volume knob on the front panel. The volume knob has a high sensitivity, and so small movements will increase and reduce volume greatly. Turning clockwise to the limits of the rotation will produce the highest volume.
Switch off after use, using the smaller button. The LED will extinguish.
Battery replacement and access to the SD card are through the panel at the bottom of the unit, which currently require a torx head screwdriver to open.
In case of any problems or malfunctions return to the manufacturer.
