Pay attention 0.07.
We've had to come up with something special for your latest assignment, so I want you to watch carefully. An ordinary looking twig. But I take this penknife and shave off the bark, carve it along here and here, file down the sides, solder two pieces of wire together bend them to make the trigger and the trigger guard.
There, I think you'll appreciate the scaled down nature of the new weapon, given that you're only three inches high.
On the down side, we've had to compromise on some of the features. For instance, it won't fire anything and is functionally identical to a very small stick. But I don't think this should pose a problem in the field, especially with your skill set.
0.07?
Damn it, man, where are you?
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Oh ... no.
JENKINS! BRING SOME KITCHEN TOWEL AND SOAPY WATER AND CLEAN UP THIS MESS! THEN SEND IN 0.08 AND TELL HIM TO BE CAREFUL WHERE HE STANDS!
We don't want to be stepping on any more agents this morning.
You know, that little gun of yours may just be more dangerous than you give it credit... I've had a nasty splinter from a small stick once and it hurt!
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