00506 Day 41, Shelfish

Dear sir

I am in desperate need of help. I have been accumulating items on a daily basis. Now I find myself in a situation of increasing urgency as the number of items rises to epidemic proportions. What am I to do? I simply cannot stem the incoming tide.

I fear for our safety (mostly in a psychological manner).

Yours Faithfully

The Maker

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Sir

This is most irregular.

You seem to have lost the ability to curb you creative urges.

I would normally suggest a spell of abstinence followed by an enema. However in your case I fell that more drastic action is necessary.

I am prescribing a course of shelving and enclose pictures of said treatment for your information.

Should the shelving prove ineffectual, I'm afraid the enema is your only remaining hope.