I am in desperate need of help. I have been accumulating items on a daily basis. Now I find myself in a situation of increasing urgency as the number of items rises to epidemic proportions. What am I to do? I simply cannot stem the incoming tide.
I fear for our safety (mostly in a psychological manner).
This is most irregular.
You seem to have lost the ability to curb you creative urges.
I would normally suggest a spell of abstinence followed by an enema. However in your case I fell that more drastic action is necessary.
I am prescribing a course of shelving and enclose pictures of said treatment for your information.
Should the shelving prove ineffectual, I'm afraid the enema is your only remaining hope.