Like a former fashion model, who's vanity overcame him towards the end of his marginally successful career, who has been left stranded on a deserted island with only the clothes on his back (for the sake of modesty) and who has been forced to cut his own hair after a lice infestation (probably using a stone tool of some sort, slate if he was lucky enough to find it) and for whom the idea of not being able to see the back of his own head is driving him insane(r), so my camera (hushed tones - all hail to the new camera) will never be able to directly image the spiffy strap that adorns it's rightmost strap loop.
Fortunately I always carry a small mirror tile to signal to passing ships and so was able to remedy the situation:
Now it can indirectly image the made-up whipping type knot holding together a loop of sleeved dynema which in turn is attached to a loop of shock cord (bound with the Matthew Walker two-strand) via a Prussik knot and all is finally well in the world.
P.S. in case I hadn't mentioned it, I am a former fashion model, who's vanity overcame him towards the end of his marginally successful career.
P.P.S. I am also a liar
P.P.P.S. I'm not