00534 Day 66, the Pencil

We've all been there. Stuck with a green pencil. No markings, save for "WHSmith" embossed near the end. Not even a rubber.

But what can you do?

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN DO. GET HOLD OF A KNIFE AND CARVE THAT MOTHER UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now calm down and put the knife away before someone gets hurt.