Tired of losing? Argumentative, but ineffectual? Fighting a rising tide of failure?
Then you need Scoreboard 1.0!
Scoreboard 1.0 holds all the promise of Scoreboards 2.0 and 3.0 without providing the functionality of either.
“But how does it work?” you ask. It’s easy. The voltage regulator feeds the right amount of power to the PICAXE chip, the 7-segment decade counter and the single digit.display and the whole thing is tied together by a home-made PCB. Simply plug in a 9V battery and let Scoreboard 1.0 take all the agony out of keeping tabs on who’s winning. Press the button and the score will increment by one, when it gets to nine, just go back to zero and start again!
Here’s the beauty of it: Because there’s only one score, you always be a winner. Don’t waste time worrying about who’s in front. Tests have shown that if you’re losing, simply ignoring the opposition immediately puts you in pole position every time.
But don’t take our word for it, listen to what these satisfied customers had to say:
“I used to lose all the time, now Ii just keep one score and I haven’t lost since.”
“I was really down. It was 2-1, 4-2, sometimes even 7-0. Now it’s just 4, 6, 9 and I’m on top of the world. Thanks, Scoreboard 1.0”
So don’t delay, order your Scoreboard 1.0 today and by the time we’ve processed your request, it’ll be obsolete.
Scoreboard 1.0 – “Yesterday, but Tomorrow”.