we had reviewed a large range of media concerning the subject in the course of our research and became interested in the idea of Jacob's Ladder.
After a number of laboratory-based tests, we finally moved onto clinically trialling the procedure.
Although initial results were promising, we found that prolonged exposure eventually led to significantly high "Meh".
And that's where the search for toys designed to increase combat effectiveness reached it's conclusion.
If this makes no sense, watch the film "Jacob's Ladder", but be sure to seek counseling immediately afterwards.