Thursday, June 30, 2011
00590 Day 120, Scoreboard 2.0
Dear Agony Aunt
I am writing to you in the hope that you can help me. I am a married man in my forties and am suffering from a significant increase in aggressive domestic verbal traffic (ADVT). This is as the result of the following:
1)I am right and my wife is wrong
2)I am wrong and my wife is right.
There appears to be no middle ground and I am going out of my mind. What should I do?
Yours on the verge
Dear Killer Husband (love the userID)
I've got just one word for you (followed by a number) - SCOREBOARD 2.0
Increment the appropriate score each time one or the other wins. First one to ten is the winner. Loser takes a fatal dose of sleeping pills and backs out gracefully. Problem solved.
Yours calling the police