I'm going to translate the rest of this although, had it been in French, it would have been impeccable and with a slightly Lyonnaise accent (that's "Mayonaise" to my spellchecker).
This is one of the fruits of todays make:
It's all very well to just make little wooden houses and cover them in newspaper and Unibond, but surely there has to be more.
And indeed there is.
I approached a local architect with this brief:
"We're looking for something unique and specific.
Tall, thin, with the exact appearance of a wooden toy covered with newspaper, but with all the interiors as per a normal house. There should be no doors or windows (just a picture of a window on the front wall), only a teleportation device. There must be no stairs, just a lift (which only goes up) and a fireman's pole, and there MUST be a basement level in which we will conduct our evil plans to take over the world.
And an escape pod."
Well, he properly came up trumps. Here is the initial elevation:
And a brief tour:
And we're now living very happily in what is basically our "dream home".
I can't see us moving.