"I mean, it could just be a spot, but it's really itchy. Anyway I've got to go and pick up that thing - I really hope it's ready. Oh, no, where's my wallet? Where did I put it? What if it's stolen? Oh, no, I'm going to have to cancel all the cards. She's going to kill me. Or laugh at me. Either way, I'm not going to like it. She thinks I dress like a Ninja, I know she does. Or she thinks I look like I've been made out of putty, stuck onto a wire frame and wrapped with cotton edging tape. Oh, I can't stand it. AND WHY DO PEOPLE THINK IT'S SO IMPORTANT TO HAVE EARS ANYWAY! I wish they'd all just leave me alone."
"But then I'd be alone."
"I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE!"
If you're extra special nice, maybe Lenny will conjure up a companion for you...?
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