It's going to be a bowl. A kick ass bowl.
OK, let line her up, turn on the lathe ... and off we go.
Right ... so ... I'll just take a bit off here and ... bugger.
So, it'll just have to be a slightly smaller bowl.
And just a bit off the side ... and ... Aaaaah!
So, maybe just a thing to put the salt in. OK, one more time ... steady hold and ...
OH COME ON!
Right, this time. Maybe a little plinth for one of the models. And, go ...
oh, what's the point.
Beads it is then.
Note: this is just a story I made up. I actually meant to make beads.
HEY! I SAID I MEANT TO DO IT!
Oh, just %&$£! off
BTW, the Matthew Walker knot just rocks (for a knot):